vanrulzz
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 | | 08/17/2008 11:06 PM |
| i was going through the talent section (I am an aspiring actor) and i found this
"We have friends moving to California. They are not very bright. A group
of eastside couples are willing to pay someone $4.50 to call and yell
at them for being idots and moving to California.
We want this to be an educated rant. No profanity etc. Dig deep into politics, plastic surgery, taxes and wildfire management.
Please send me an e-mail with a description of what you would tell
them. Within the next 5 days, we will pick the winner and provide
contact details.
No weirdos or currnet members of the Californa Legislature need apply."
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 08/18/2008 9:56 AM |
| Well, they were redundant in that last line...
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vanrulzz
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| | 08/18/2008 1:26 PM |
| | lol yeah they were | | | |
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zenthrus
Warlord
5082 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 08/18/2008 9:10 PM |
| I should respond to that ad..
I have a special proclivity for yelling at eastcoasters using brobdignagian vocabulary  | |
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| | 08/19/2008 4:50 AM |
| | buh? | |
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 08/19/2008 11:11 AM |
| Anything to keep the from falling under the sway of the Governator.
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Thenameless
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The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/21/2008 11:58 AM |
| | I bet if Arnold was born American, he would have run for president. He strikes me as a power-hungry guy. | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 08/21/2008 3:45 PM |
| did you hear about the German-Chinese restaurant?
10 minutes after you eat you are hungry for power | | | |
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
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Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 08/21/2008 5:43 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 08/21/2008 3:45 PM
did you hear about the German-Chinese restaurant?
10 minutes after you eat you are hungry for power
I'll have to tell my ex that one.
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zenthrus
Warlord
5082 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 08/22/2008 10:48 AM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 08/21/2008 11:58 AM
I bet if Arnold was born American, he would have run for president. He strikes me as a power-hungry guy. If history has taught us anything it's that power-hungry Austrians should never be given control of other countries.
Arnold is a power-hungry Austrian.
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 08/22/2008 1:23 PM |
| Posted By zenthrus on 08/22/2008 10:48 AM Posted By Thenameless on 08/21/2008 11:58 AM
I bet if Arnold was born American, he would have run for president. He strikes me as a power-hungry guy. If history has taught us anything it's that power-hungry Austrians should never be given control of other countries. Arnold is a power-hungry Austrian.
Ze Goggles!
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| | 08/22/2008 11:34 PM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 08/22/2008 1:23 PM Posted By zenthrus on 08/22/2008 10:48 AM Posted By Thenameless on 08/21/2008 11:58 AM
I bet if Arnold was born American, he would have run for president. He strikes me as a power-hungry guy. If history has taught us anything it's that power-hungry Austrians should never be given control of other countries. Arnold is a power-hungry Austrian. Ze Goggles!
Luckily mein goggles ist gut.
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Wolfgang
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Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/23/2008 3:02 AM |
| If history has taught us anything it's that power-hungry Austrians should never be elected to govener other countries.
fixed that for ya | |
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| | 08/23/2008 3:29 AM |
| Posted By Wolfgang on 08/23/2008 3:02 AM If history has taught us anything it's that power-hungry Austrians should never be elected to any elected position in other countries. fixed that for ya
All fixed Mein Herr.
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Wolfgang
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| | 08/23/2008 3:59 AM |
| | LOL thanks | |
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zenthrus
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| | 08/23/2008 10:20 AM |
| You all laugh.
Napoleon = short, power-hungry Austrian who gained control of France (and eventually most of Europe).
Hitler = short, power-hungry Austrian who gained control of Germany (and eventually most of Europe).
Arnold = power-hungry Austrian who gained control of California.
I suppose one bright side is that Arnold isn't terribly short... | |
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| | 08/23/2008 10:22 AM |
| Posted By zenthrus on 08/23/2008 10:20 AM
You all laugh.
Napoleon = short, power-hungry Austrian who gained control of France (and eventually most of Europe).
Hitler = short, power-hungry Austrian who gained control of Germany (and eventually most of Europe).
Arnold = power-hungry Austrian who gained control of California.
I suppose one bright side is that Arnold isn't terribly short...
That's why I fixed it. 
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Wolfgang
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Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/24/2008 5:05 AM |
| I suppose one bright side is that Arnold isn't terribly short...
My wife got to see him as he walked by when she was living in chico and ya he is only 5 foot 10 or so he is not big | |
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Ghendar
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| | 08/24/2008 7:45 AM |
| Skynet my friends. Skynet.
Hmmm, I should get to work on that bunker. | |
WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
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zenthrus
Warlord
5082 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 08/24/2008 9:00 AM |
| Posted By Wolfgang on 08/24/2008 5:05 AM I suppose one bright side is that Arnold isn't terribly short... My wife got to see him as he walked by when she was living in chico and ya he is only 5 foot 10 or so he is not big
However....
Arnold's weight lifting statistics list him as 6'2" although apparently he's only 6'1.5" in real life.
Apparently The Gubenator's height is the kind of thing that will always be argued over (there's a website devoted entirely to doing just that)
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 08/24/2008 9:45 AM |
| He's not quite Tom Cruise shot, but he's not exactly tall either.
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Wolfgang
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| | 08/24/2008 10:15 AM |
| Even 5'10" is quite a bit taller than average.
I wonder what the average hieght for men and women are? | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 08/24/2008 8:06 PM |
| | your mom | | | |
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greyhaze
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Wolfgang
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Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/25/2008 5:22 AM |
| your mom
really? | |
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Wolfgang
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| | 08/25/2008 5:23 AM |
| sassy.
Like his mom | |
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 08/25/2008 10:36 AM |
| Zing!'s Galore...
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Thenameless
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| | 08/25/2008 11:50 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 08/24/2008 8:06 PM
your mom
Isn't it "yo mutha!" | |
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Thenameless
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The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/25/2008 11:50 PM |
| Posted By Wolfgang on 08/24/2008 10:15 AM Even 5'10" is quite a bit taller than average. I wonder what the average hieght for men and women are?
That's gotta seriously depend on which country you're doing this in. | |
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 09/15/2008 9:39 AM |
| Definitely. Country makes a huge difference.
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Thenameless
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| | 09/15/2008 11:28 PM |
| | Anyone know who has the tallest people | |
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Wolfgang
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| | 09/16/2008 4:34 AM |
| | i would have to say the USA al those growth hormones in the food | |
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Thenameless
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| | 09/16/2008 5:16 PM |
| | USA is a mixed bag of cultures (different races) though. It would probably be somewhere in central/northern Europe or the Sudan/Chad/Ruanda regions. | |
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Wolfgang
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| | 09/16/2008 5:41 PM |
| Sudan/Chad/Ruanda regions.
trust me the people from the rwanda area are not tall but there is a tribe called the tutsis( ) they are tall but they are from northern africa | |
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| | 09/17/2008 12:02 AM |
| | Yes, I was thinking of the Watusi, in particular. Many of the male adults reach 7 feet. | |
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Wolfgang
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| | 09/17/2008 6:42 AM |
| Yes, I was thinking of the Watusi, in particular. Many of the male adults reach 7 feet.
in Rwanda they are called the batusi | |
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| | 09/17/2008 9:55 AM |
| | You say batusi, I say Watusi. You say tomayto, I say tommahtoe. | |
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Wolfgang
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| | 09/17/2008 5:17 PM |
| | lol | |
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 09/18/2008 10:58 PM |
| Let's throw the whole thing out.
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| | 09/19/2008 10:08 AM |
| | The baby with the bath-water? | |
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